Well, it's been forever since I updated my DA site. Guess I don't really look here all that often anymore... I've switched to myspace and ytmnd for my kicks. But alas, I have more D&D quotes to share w/ the community, so here they are.

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"I'm not a boy. But for the right price I could be..." D, the Halfling.

"If you want to take something out of your sack to show me, I'll be at *this* bar later..." D the Halfling.

"You're staying at the Giant's Nose," says me, the DM. "Hey, it's snot bad..." replies D the Halfling

"Is that a Dire Chicken?!" screams Josh, as Ulfgar the Dwarf.

"HI!!! I'm the Gnome, Dinglenuts! Nice to meetcha!!!" declares an npc.

"What if we run out of food?" asks an npc. "We can always eat a gnome..." relpies Ulfgar.

"A magical Crossbow bolt leaps from the sea and hits you in the butt," illustrates the DM. "So I'm gonna fall in love with the first donkey I see?" asks D.

"Who are you, naked guy in the forest???" an NPC asks Ulfgar after he'd been robbed and left for dead.

"There's a very angry sea lion out there in the water who wants your blood," says the DM. "I take a 5ft step back from the sea and whip a rock at it..." says D.


And basically, that's where the campaign ended. The sea lion didn't get him, but two Jovocs did. Sneaky little buggers they are